In God We Rust.

The Alchemist

Some people call me Edward.

Others call me an alchemist.

All I know is I am the Full Metal Alchemist!

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Ok Google, this is too much.

Half a page view?

What are you talking about?

Why is this on the graph axis?

Why not just 1 and 2?

Who even thought of this?

Jesus!

Why

Why?

Well because it can.

The real question is why not.

Do you not wan't entertainment?

What about a laugh here and there?

This is the place to get those things!

Stay, stick around for a bit,

have some fun, and come back soon!

Its Grreate

I was selling plush tigers over the weekend.

We made over $200.

The tiger was in the perfect position to be holding cash.

Soo... This is what came out of it.

A tiger ready to go to the club.

Time Traveler

Hey Guys, I may be a time traveler...

Just look at the date...